PTT and Rotface

/bonk

Yes, you, Hunter, who repeatedly stands in the path of the Big Ooze even though you don’t HAVE to be that far away from Rotgut.

/thwack

Keep the little oozes apart!

/THWACK

Quit running them together and making more Big Oozes!

Big Oozes are BAD!

/SLAP

QUIT RUNNING THEM TOGETHER YOU MORONS!!!!!!

Wipe #8.

*Head to keyboard*

As I’ve mentioned, the guild has a rule that we do not insult, demean, or otherwise bring over the top nerd rage to the raids. This is why there is push-to-talk.

I’ve scared the dogs....again. God only knows what the neighbors think.

What the neighbors hear: “You freaking idiots! Why are you standing there! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! Oh for fuck’s sake...you died there last time you pathetic excuse for a mage! No, don’t run that way...oh hell, why did you do that? How many damn times do I have to explain this?!?! Get out of the fucking green slime you idiot...oh never mind, you killed us again.”

What the raid hears: “Guys, you really need to make sure the oozes aren’t making multiple big ones or we wipe.”

I swear that vent must make me sound like the adults in the old Peanuts cartoons. There is no other reason that they don’t understand the strategy after this many wipes. Unless I’m actually speaking in tongues and don’t know it.

Lucky Arthas...he will live to a ripe old age at this rate.