Let game time lapse and don’t have a plan to update it before the next raid
Bitch about reading strategies and doing homework
Think iLevel trumps skill
Think they don’t need to farm for rep items
Decide a “date” is a priority on a Tuesday
Log on when it’s convenient for THEM and don’t give a rat’s ass about the other 24 people in raid
Ignore the calendar like I put it there for my amusement
Have to go AFK for dinner/take out the trash/mom/dad/anything but sex they are willing to stream live
Think welfare epics say they have skill
Go AFK during trash
Go AFK during boss assignments
You play a huntard
Think that farming mats for raiding means getting Doritos and diet coke for the night
Space out during boss assignments
Think that their DPS is more important than moving out of bad, also, everything is the healers, and or tanks fault.
Tell you they have to deal with raccoons in the attic and never, ever come back….ever…like 3 months later….I’m worried….
Get grounded
Break up with their girlfriend and “need time”
Get scared away by a trial run for an application and DC for 3 days
Think that reviewing the bosses is looking over loot tables so you know what you want
Can’t tell you what is BiS for their main spec
Think trash is srs bzns (can you say FACEPULL TRASH INTO NEAT LITTLE PILES FTW???)
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