10 Ways to Make Your Raid Leader Crazy

1. You say, “That’s what she said!” at least once a raid. It’s old and tired and needs to be forgotten.

2. The tank is sweating blood trying to hold aggro shouting, “WTF just happened?!” as the adds eat faces off the healers and someone points to your Army of the Dead. Again.

3. The Raid Leader spends 10 minutes going over a boss fight and answering questions, runs a ready check, you show up AFK and then ask what the assignments were when you get back from getting a beer.

4. You click “Yes” to a ready check and then scream for buffs as the tank calls, “Puuuuullllling!”

5. You wait for a rez on a wipe instead of running back...every time until you are threatened with removal. And then you always the last one back.

6. You don’t switch targets. Despite the fact that the fight hinges on every freaking DPS changing targets to get it down. And then bitch that we wiped again.

7. You whisper the GM, raid leader, tank in the middle of a raid to ask if you can buy the Borean Leather (or whatever it is) out of the guild bank. Or something else equally nonessential to the raid. Even though the person you’re whispering has DND up.

8. You whisper the RL on the pull that this is your last try tonight. Give notice if you have to leave early you noobs!

9. You don’t do your research on the boss...and then get bitchy when the rest of the raiders who did call you out on it. Especially when /gchat has been flowing with repeated comments to DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK SINCE THERE ARE LIMITED ATTEMPTS!!

10. You have something to say about everything. Even if what you have to say has nothing to do with the fight or the raid. Even if you’ve be told to STFU seven times already today. Even though half the raiders have you on mute in vent. We know you love the sound of your own voice...just don’t press the PTT button and keep it in your living room.