The LONG awaited Stupid Awards are BACK!!!

The I’ll Save You Award! of the Week goes to….

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The resto druid who, frustrated by confusion on meteors on Ragnaros, says to the raid…”Okay, everyone, stand back, I’ve got this…let me show you how it’s done!”
And then his moonfire misses three times and he wipes the raid.
He will NEVER live that one down. At least once per raid someone says….”Stand back! I got this!”


The Well It’s Still Plate Award of the Week goes to….

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Not one but two pallies who managed to attempt boss fights in the right spec and wrong armor. Healing in tank spec….not so much.


The It’s a Hole…I Had to Go In Award of the Week goes to….

The hunter who wandered off during the Alysrazor assignments and fell into a hole behind Major Domo. And then was followed by no less than nine raiders who also had to see the hole. Yes, folks, there are a lot of confused virgins in WoW.


The But Isn’t Bad Luck? Award of the Week goes to….

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The lock and hunter who suicided in lava….just because no one died on the trash to Ragnaros.


The 1, 2, 3…WTF Comes Next? Award of the Week goes to….

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The many raiders who can’t count to 8 and find their ways to the right transition adds on Ragnaros.
Especially the raider who said (seriously), “But I don’t see a number on them.”
Really? Really.


The Hiding the Evidence Award of the Week goes to….

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Shammie: What gets blood out of carpet?
Me: Cold water.
Me: Wait…What? Are you ok? How much blood? Pools or drops?
Shammie: Pools.
Me: Cold water, blot don’t scrub, then soap. Wait, are you ok?
Shammie: Yeah, there’s just blood everywhere from my foot.

Foot surgery, not supposed to get it wet, got it wet, blood everywhere. Followed by a picture with the caption “My mom is going to kill me”.
We’re pretty sure he covering up a murder.


The Blonde Rogues Have More Fun Award of the Week goes to….

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“i hate when i think i'm stealtehd but i'm not
it's bad p. much all the time
in pvp OR in a dungeon
oh i'm just gonna go sap this OMFG AGGGH”


The Raid > Safety Award of the Week goes to….

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The warrior who raided through a major flood and police banging on his door saying he had to evacuate because we were on a progression fight. I finally called raid to get him out safely and he waded out with water up to his ass holding his computer over his head. Now THAT is dedication.