Stupid Awards of the Week

I haven’t done the Stupid Awards of the Week for a while…partially slacking and partially that once I had a chance to look back on the potentials they just seemed sad. That being said I just have one for the week.

The OMFG Did You Seriously Think You’d Get Away with This Award goes to…

/drumroll

The former guildie who applied - and was accepted I might add - to the guild under an entirely different toon.

In our defense, it had been many, many months since he had been in Heroic and, quite frankly, we aren’t all that good about naming all our current guildies voices in vent if pressed!

Let me elaborate. Once the mage that went through the interview process was accepted we immediately moved into raid invite mode - for which he was accepted given that we are trying to replace the reset raiders - and the whispers started. “Isn’t that one of _______’s toons? “, “Who is that? The name/voice is familiar.”

I whispered the “new” mage and said, “There are some people here who think you are ________ ….”

He responds with, “Yeah, I am but I didn’t think you’d let me back in on my main.”

To which I replied, “Well, duh, you left on bad terms and tried to recruit people from out guild to go with you!”

At which point he was given the option to leave with dignity to be /gkicked.

Really?! Recruiting isn’t enough of a pain in the ass without re-recruiting!?!?